Yard Card Words

Baseballs

Throw a heater on to (name’s) (age) birthday!

Bases are loaded for a grand slam (age) birthday!

Wouldn’t trade you for anything!

[name]’s into extra innings at [age]

Have a swinging (age) birthday(name)!

Beer

Cheers, Beers, and Many More Years – Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

Raise A Mug To (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!

(Name), (age), years have come and gone, That’s why this beer is on your lawn!

(Name) Sending You a Good Buzz For Your (Age) Birthday!

Don’t Spill The Beer As You Teeter Over The Hill – Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

This Bud’s For You – Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these beer are on your lawn!\

Retirement Phrases

Cheers! The Best Is Yet To Come – Happy Retirement!

Cheers And Beers – Your Retirement Is Finally Here!

(Name) Here’s One For The Road – Happy Retirement!

(Name) Cheers and Beers For Your Retirement Years!

(Name) Cheers and Beers You’ve Worked Enough Years! Happy Retirement!

(Name) Have Some Beers For Working So Many Years! Happy Retirement!

(Name) Start Your Retirement Off With A Beer, Or (Number)!

Anniversary/Love Phrases

With Love, Sweat & A Lot Of Beers, (Name & Name) Made It (XX) Years!

Buzzards

(Name), (age), years have come and gone, That’s why there’s buzzards on your lawn!

Happy (age) Birthday, (name), you old Buzzard!

Old bird, young heart

Honk for (name), he’s a (age) year old Buzzard!

Happy Birthday, you old bird!

The old Buzzard is (age)! Happy Birthday (name)

Happy flocking (age) Birthday (name) you old Buzzard!

We’re circling for (name) (age)!

Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name)!

You honk, we’ll flap for (name’s) (age) Birthday!

Look alive! Here come the Buzzards for (name)!

You know it’s (name’s) (age) Birthday when the Buzzards start circling

Buzzard Retirement:

Honk for (name), the old Buzzard has finally retired!

(Name) Happy retirement, you old bird!

(Name) The old Buzzard is retired!

(Name) Happy flocking retirement you old Buzzard!

Flocks of love and happiness on your retirement (name)!

(Name) – A little birdie told us you’re now enjoying retirement

You honk, we’ll flap for (name’s) retirement!

You know (name) has retired when the Buzzards start circling.

Cards and/or Casino

Another Birthday (Name) – You Bet!

Even at (Age), (Names) still King / Queen of Hearts – Happy Birthday

Give (Name) A Hand – He/She’s (Age) Today – Happy Birthday!

Hands Down – (Name’s) Still A Winner At (Age) – Happy Birthday!

Happy (Age) Birthday (Name) – From Your Lady Luck!

Here’s The Deal, Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

(Name’s) (Age) And Playing With A Full Deck!

(Name’s) (Age) Of A Kind – Happy Birthday!

Graduation

(Name), You Played Your Cards Right, Happy Graduation!

Retirement:

(Name) You Know When To Fold ‘Em – Happy Retirement!

Cats

_______, hope your ____Birthday is Puuuurrrrrrfect!

(Name), (age), years have come and gone, That’s why these cats are on your lawn!

________, at ____ you are PUUURRRRRFECT!

(Name) it’s your ______birthday! Its not a CATastrophy!

A cat tale is told, (name) is (age) years old

Meow, Meow, _______ is _____ now!

Happy (age) Birthday (Name)! “You are the cat’s meow!

The cat’s out of the bag! (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

Cows

(Name), (age), years have come and gone, That’s why these cows are on your lawn!

Have you heard the Moos… (Name) turned (age)!

Happy (age) birthday (name)! Milk it for all it’s worth!

Holy Cow (name) is (age) now! Happy Birthday!

(Name) don’t have a cow you’re only (age) now! Happy Birthday!

We herd (name) is out of the pasture at (age)! Happy Birthday!

(Name) we are mooooved by your (age)! Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday (name)! Hope your day is udderly fabulous!

(Name’s) an udder year older! Happy (age) Birthday!

(Name) it’s your birthday! Milk it for all it’s worth!

Party til the cows come home!

Retirement

(Name’s) over the hill and out to pasture!

(name) is Over the Hill & Out To Pasture! Happy Birthday!

Anniversary

We herd (name’s) Anniversary is here!

(Name) we are mooooved by your love! Happy Anniversary!

(Name’s) Hope your Anniversary is udderly fabulous!

An udder year together! Happy Anniversary!

Holy cow (name’s) we’re going on (30) years now!

Your married (20) years, party till the cows come home!

(Name’s), it’s your anniversary! Milk it for all it’s worth!

Graduation

Holy cow, (name’s) graduated1

It’s udderly fantastic! (Name’s) graduated!

Have you herd the Moos? (Name’s) graduated!

Cupcakes

To our sweet (teen) or (tween) (name) who is sweet ___ today!

Always our cupcake! Happy (age) Birthday, (name)!

To the sweetest person, man or lady, Happy (age) birthday (name)

(Name) it’s a treat to wish someone so sweet a Happy (age) birthday!

Name, age years have come and gone, that’s why there’s cupcakes on your lawn!

Turning (age) is a piece of cake

After all these years, I’m still sweet on you – anniversary

Have your cake and eat it too!

Sugar, Sweet and Someone Neat. Happy (age) birthday (name)

 

Dog Phrases

 

Happy Doggone (Age) Birthday (Name)! We Love You!

Snips, Snails And Puppy Dog Tales – Happy (Age) Birthday (Name)!

Happy (Age) Birthday (Name) – Have A Barking Good Time!

(Name) Have A Howling/Barking/Growling (Age) Birthday!

We’re Waggin’ Our Tails For (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!

Dinosaurs

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, look what landed on your lawn!

No bones about it (name) is (age) today!

Have a Dino_Mite (age) birthday (name)

Welcome to Geriatric Park (name), Happy ___Birthday!

Once idolized now fossilized (name) is (age) today! Happy Birthday!

Prehistoric but not extinct. Happy (age) Birthday (name)

Fish

Good things come to those who bait! Happy (age) birthday, (name)

Happy Birthday (name), at (age) you are still a great catch!

A fish tale is told, (name) is (age) years old

Holy mackerel (name) turns (age) today!

It’s o-fish-al! (name) turns (age) today!

Something’s fishy, (name) turns (age)

SLAP MY BASS! (Name) turns (age) today!

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these fish are on your lawn!

Frog

You’re Toad-ily awesome! Hoppy Birthday!

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these frogs are on your lawn!

Someone Toad us (name) was/is turning (age)!

Hop Till Ya Drop, It’s (name’s) (age)!

We’re Hoppin’ to wish (name) a Happy (age) Birthday!

We’re croakin’ cause (name) is (age)!

Don’t croak, It’s only your (age) birthday!

We are so Hoppy for you!

Have a Hoppy good time!

Have a croakin’ good time!

Hip Hop Hurrah, Hope your day is Hoppy all the way!

Feelin’ Froggy? Get well soon!

Other Occasions

You finally kissed the right frog!

Kissing all those frogs paid off – (name) found her prince!

Kiss a frog, make a wish, here’s hoping your birthday brings you a prince!

My heart still leaps at the thought of you! Hoppy (#) Anniversary!

Hoppy Anniversary Babe! You’re Un-Frog-ettable!

Your prince awaits, “Hopping” you will go to the prom with me!

Let’s make prom Un-Frog-ettable!

Flamingos

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, look what landed on your lawn!

We’re tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy Birthday!

Flocks of love on your (#) Birthday (name)!

The flocks all here to wish you good cheer!

Happy birthday you old bird

50 is nifty when you’re a Bahama Mama!

We flew in for (name’s) (age) birthday! Happy Birthday!

Happy flockin’ (age) birthday, (name)!

(Name’s) still flying high at (age)! Happy Birthday!

Happy (year) Birthday! You’ve just been flocked!

Flocks of love on your (age) birthday (name)!

(Name) – a little birdie told us you’re (age)!

Happy (age) birthday (name)! You’ve been flocked!

The flocks all here, to get this party into gear!

Graduation

Flocks of love on your graduation (name)!

The flocks in shock! (Name’s) Graduated!

New home

We flew in to welcome (name) on their new nest!

There goes the neighborhood!

Retirement

Attention, Attention, (Name) can now get his pension!

Football

Score A Touchdown – It’s (Name’s (Age) Birthday!

Kick Off For (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!

(Name) There’s No PENALTY For Turning (Age)!

Flag On The Play – It’s (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!

It’s Goal To Goal and (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!

Stealing Youth With The Steelers – Happy (Age) B-Day (Name) – Hut Hut!

Goats

(name) your not looking baaaaaaaad for (age). Happy Birthday!

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, that’s why these goats are on your lawn!

(name) the old goat is still nifty at (age) or (sexy at age)

No kidding! Its (name), (age) birthday today! Happy Birthday!

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these goats are on your lawn

 Golf

_________ is __ years old and still on the fairway!

It takes a lot of balls to golf like you do! Happy ____ Birthday _____!

So you’re having another birthday? It takes a lot of balls to admit you are turning ______! Happy Birthday!

You may never win the P.G.A., Dad But you’ve won my heart the day I was born

EAT, SLEEP, GOLF! Nothing else matters! Happy Retirement!

GOLF: an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. Happy ___ Birthday ______!

Hearts

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these hearts are on your lawn!

Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s (age) today Happy Birthday!

(Name) is a real sweetheart at (age)! Happy Birthday!

(Name’s) still a heartthrob at (age)! Happy Birthday!

Happy (age) Birthday (name) love (name)

(Name’s) still young at heart! Happy (age) Birthday!

Young at heart – Older Elsewhere

Happy (year) Anniversary (name) love (name)

(Name’s) still young at heart! Happy (year) Anniversary!

Our hearts go out to you on your (year) Anniversary!

(Name’s) are real sweethearts! Happy Anniversary!

My heart beats only for you! Happy Anniversary!

With love, sweat and tears (name’s) made it (40) years!

(Name’s) (30) years of hugs and kisses!

We can heartly believe it’s (name’s) Anniversary!

(Name) is a real sweetheart! Happy Graduation!

Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s finally graduated!

Congratulations (name)!

(Name) My heart burns for you, love (sender’s name)

 Hockey

The Puck stops here! Happy ____Birthday ____________.

He shoots, he scores! – It’s (Name’s (Age) Birthday! Shoot Off For (Name’s) (Age) Birthday! (Name) There’s No PENALTY For Turning (Age)! It’s Goal To Goal and (Name’s) (Age) Birthday! (name) A diehard hockey fan! Happy ____Birthday

Music 

_____ is still singin’/playin’ a fine tune at ____! Happy Birthday

(Name) Sending You A Note To Wish You A Happy (Age) Birthday! (Name) A Note From Us For Your (Age) Birthday! Let The Music Play, It’s (Name’s) Special Day – Happy (Age) Birthday! (Name) Still Plays A Sharp Note At (Age) – Happy Birthday!

 

Penguins

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, Look what landed on your lawn!

Chill out (name), it’s cool to be (age), Happy Birthday!

Remember the ice age? (Name) does!

(Name) Have the coolest birthday ever!

To someone born in the ice ages! Happy Birthday (Name)!

Time to chill (name) cause you’re over the hill at (age)

(Name’s) still chillin’ at (age) Happy Birthday!

Have a really cool Burr-thday (name)

Flocks of love on your (age) Birthday (name)

We’re all dressed up to wish (name) a Happy birthday!

Anniversary:

To a couple married in the ice ages! Happy Anniversary!

Time to chill (name) You made it (40) years!

(Name’s) still chillin’ after (age) years Happy Anniversary!

Have a really cool (age) Anniversary (name’s)

Flocks of love on your (age) Anniversary (name)

(Name) you still ruffle my feathers! Happy Anniversary!

Feathers flew when I met you! Happy (age) Anniversary!

(Name’s) Have the coolest anniversary ever!

Graduation:

Isn’t it cool? (Name) is finally through with high school!

Isn’t it cool? (Name) has graduated high school!

Flocks of love on your graduation (name)

The flocks in shock! (Name’s) Graduated!

We’re on the scene ‘cause (name’s) 16!

Pigs

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, that’s why these pigs are on your lawn!

The porkers are here for (name’s) (age) year! Happy Birthday!

(Name) I’m hog wild for you! Happy (age) birthday!

Happy (age) Birthday (name) hogs and kisses

(Name) it’s no big squeal to be (age) Happy Birthday!

(Age) oinks for (name’s) (age) Birthday

(Name) we’re squealing on you! Happy Birthday!

(Name) be a ham, it’s your (age) Birthday!

Hogs and Kisses in your (age) Birthday (name)!

(Name) Pig out on cake, it’s your Birthday!

Someone squealed – it’s (name’s) (age) Birthday!

In pig years you’d be a football – Happy (age) (name)!

You are so hot you’re bacon! Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday (name)! Act like a pig & hog in the spotlight!

Happy Birthday (name)! Pig out and go Hog wild!

We’re Squealing on you! Happy (age) Birthday!

We’ve gone Hog Wild to wish you a Happy Birthday!

New Baby

We’re tickled pink our angel is here!

(Name) we’re hog wild about this child!

Bare bottoms welcome here!

A new baby to adore who could ask for more!

So tiny so sweet we’d like you to meet (name)

Someone squealed there’s a new baby here!

Skunks

(name) is downwind of (age) Happy Birthday!

Beware, the stink bomb is here. (Name is (age) Happy Birthday!

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, that’s why these skunks are on your lawn!

Get a whiff of old age. (Name is (age)! Happy Birthday!

Happy (age) Birthday (name) you little stinker!

You’ve been skunked!

It stinks being (age)! Happy Birthday (Name)!

It’s another stinkin’ birthday Happy (age) Birthday (name)!

Let’s raise a stink and wish (name) a happy (age) birthday

Peee-eewww it stinks being (age). Happy Birthday (name)

We got wind of your Birthday. (Name) is (age) today!

Name, age years have come and gone, That’s why these skunks on your lawn!

New Baby

We’re all smiles to say our new little stinker is here!

Shoes and Purses

Birthdays are like shoes…you can never have too many

Always in Style….Happy__________ Birthday _____

Lots of fun in “store” for your birthday!

Glamorous at (insert age here)

Funny, Fit & Fabulous at ______. Happy ____Birthday_____!

A little retail therapy in store for you. Happy ___ Bday. ___

The years go by, they never stop, Enjoy your birthday, shop ‘till you drop!

Happy ______Birthday _____!

“Birthdays on Sale – (name) bought (age)!!”

____, Fit, Fabulous and Funny. Happy Birthday __________!

Sports

40 and still sporty! Happy (age) Birthday (name)!

Happy (age) Birthday to (name) our favorite sport!

Have a ball (name), Its you (age) birthday!

(name) the sports nut is still nifty at 50 (or sexy at 60)

Smiley Face

(Name), (age) years have come and gone, Look what landed on your lawn!

Smile! It’s your Birthday!

Start your Birthday with a smile- or (age)!

We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause (name’s) (age) birthday is here!

We’re all smiles for (name’s) Birthday!

HONK! For (name) he/she’s (age) today! Happy Birthday!

We’re on the scene ‘cause (name’s) 16! (a teen or a tween)

(Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy Birthday (name)!

Everyone smile because (name’s) been around for a while!

Smile, grin, let your teeth show , (name’s) now the big (age)!

We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause (name) graduated!

Smile (name) graduated high school!

Thanks for (#) years of smiles! Happy Anniversary!

Miscellaneous Phrases

Name, age years have come and gone, Look what landed on your lawn!

____, Fit, Fabulous and Funny. Happy Birthday __________!

In dog years, you’d be dead.

How old you may wonder, (name) is almost 6 feet under! Happy Birthday!

A moment of silence (name) is (age)! Happy Birthday!

Hi ho hi ho over the hill (name) goes! Happy (age)!

Another Birthday, Another step closer to the grave! Happy Birthday, (name)

It is better to be over the hill than under it!

This is my birthday present. I need new friends.

It’s not about age, it’s about attitude.

HONK! For (name) he/she’s (age) today! Happy Birthday!

(Age) cheers for (age) years! Happy Birthday (name)!

Gee Golly Wow (name) is (age) now! Happy Birthday!

Best Wishes on your (age) Birthday, (name)!

Good Luck on your (age) Birthday, (name)!

Like underwear, age creeps up on you.

Best Wishes on your (age) Birthday, (name)!

Good Luck on your (age) Birthday, (name)!

Bada boom bada bing (name) is doing the (age) thing.

Jump & shout schools finally let out (name)

Happy Graduation (name) class of (year)

Congrats (name) class of (year) Best wishes

Honk! (name) graduated! Class of (year)

Look out world hear he/she comes! Class of (year)

You made it, you did it, let’s celebrate it (name)

Sweet 16 words

Ice cream, You scream, We scream, _____’s 16!

Happy ___, Birthday______! SWEEEEET!

The sweet was there B4 the _____! Happy b-day ______!

It’s so keen, 2B Sweet 16! Happy b-day______!

Always our cupcake! Happy Sweet, ___, _____!

Have a super sweet _____th Birthday!

We’re on the scene ’cause (name’s) 16!

Video Gamer

“Take control”..it’s your Birthday!

“No games, all fun”

We’re not playing around…. (name) is (age) _____years old and still playing games!

It’s all fun and game ‘till someone turns _____!

WINE

Just like wine, (name) improves with age.

You had me at Merlot……….

(Name) is too old to drink bad wine

(Name) can’t live by chocolate alone — WINE!

At (Age), (name)’s most important tool is (his/her) corkscrew!

Will CELEBRATE for wine! (Name)’s (Age)!

Life is a Cabernet! Happy (Age) (Name)!

40 (or 50), fit and fabulous. Happy Birthday (name

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